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Re: ATTN ALL - I DONT WANT A BAD PIC THAT I CANT JERK OFF TO

Unread postby Mister2243 » Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:48 am

Your barking up every wrong tree right now....
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Re: ATTN ALL - I DONT WANT A BAD PIC THAT I CANT JERK OFF TO

Unread postby blahblah69123 » Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:40 am

Oh man you're back?! Posting so I can find the responses to this one easier later XD
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Re: ATTN ALL - I DONT WANT A BAD PIC THAT I CANT JERK OFF TO

Unread postby H3RDN4T10N » Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:00 am

This guy is a douche he is not thankful at all. Someone does something for him and he doesn't like what they do
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Re: ATTN ALL - I DONT WANT A BAD PIC THAT I CANT JERK OFF TO

Unread postby Gabonzo » Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:18 am

Oh man, replying to this guy is all of the fun in the internet! Too downvoted to strike back, too stupid to grasp the hundreds of posts detailing the reasons he has not got a good result, too ignorant to realise the global convention that CAPS=SHOUTING.

Let's break it down..

pornlover4life22 wrote:ATTN ALL - I DONT WANT A BAD PIC THAT I CANT JERK OFF TOO!!!

And I don't wan't a neighbour that listens to dubstep. We can only play the hands we are dealt.

pornlover4life22 wrote:all of you have TRIED but gave it a weak shot!!! 9cept for maybe snowblind and some other dude)

Then perhaps we're not the fakers you're looking for? "9cept" snowblind and another guy who got no appreciation for a skill you openly admit would take too long for you to learn. (Also a new word "9cept" from a guy who called me out on my typos?)

pornlover4life22 wrote:but all of you other boneheads cant even do a simple request for what i want....

And neither can you, but calling us boneheads is certain to motivate us all to put in the hours of work for you.

pornlover4life22 wrote: look,
all i want is this...

Not happy with spelling and grammatical errors, we have now abandoned capitalisation and even coherent line breaks...

pornlover4life22 wrote:i want 2 pics..

And I want to tittyfuck Jaime Murray. We all have our crosses to bear. (Also, is that an overused period or an incomplete ellipsis?)

pornlover4life22 wrote:ready??

I''m going with a double period!! Double grammatical signs ((e..g.. !!,, ??,, ::,, etc..)) for the win!!

pornlover4life22 wrote:1 pic of her NAKED WITH HER SMALL TITS and clean shaven
and
ANOTHER PIC OF HER WITH PUSSY HAIR

Oh, well at least he's not being SUPER DEMANDING while RANDOMLY SHOUTING and prescribing every detail so that he CAN slap down anyone who does their own THING because this is a hobby, not A fucking labour CAMP!

pornlover4life22 wrote: is that too uch to ask for?? holy fuck,

Yes. Yes it is. This is a hobby site. We are here because we want to do this, and we want to do it our way. That means we will not be constrained by your dictatorial requirements. This forum is for fakers, not porn-deprived roid-heads. You are here as a guest, begging for our help. Show some fucking respect.

pornlover4life22 wrote:if someone can plz do this THE RIGHT WAY AND MAKE IT LOOK REALLY PROFESSIONAL THAT I CAN JERK OFF TOO!!!

Oh, so you want all of the above, at a professional level, from amateurs, who are being unpaid? We are volunteers. You want professional, then pay a professional. It's not rocket science.

pornlover4life22 wrote: and NOT make it look nasty lookin...

= "BTW read my mind, distil my fanatsies and preferences into a simple set of guidelines and follow those."

pornlover4life22 wrote:I PROMISE I WONT POST HER AGAIN!!!!!!!!

And deprive us of your posts? But what will we do without you to order us about, mein furher?

pornlover4life22 wrote:can we all agree on this???...

Can we all agree that double grammar was excessive without having to resort to triple?

pornlover4life22 wrote:P.S

Oh, you have more to add?

pornlover4life22 wrote:ATTN ALL - I DONT WANT A BAD PIC THAT I CANT JERK OFF TOO!!!

Oh, nope. Just the old broken record routine. Again.

And on that note, lets try and head this sucker off at the pass:
OP: I have a very busy lifestyle. I don't have time to learn PS, Gimp etc.
FTB: Then don't waste your time posting here. Also, why are we all so skeptical that a person who sums up their entire identity as a "porn lover for life" lacks the time to sit in front of a computer for half an hour and follow some tutorials?

OP: Why doesn't anyone do the simple thing I request.
FTB: 1. You piss us all off.
2. It is not simple. It can take hours, and you will only get low-grade results with those source pics anyhow.
3. You do not request. You demand.

OP: You are all @*%#(*&$@s
FTB: Oh, in that case I'll get right on doing this work for you. Dude, at least we are @*%#(*&$@s with a skill. A skill you need. You, on the other hand are just a @*%#(*&$@ing @*%#(*&$@.

OP: It's not difficult.
FTB: How the fuck would you know?

OP: Just do the damn fakes.
FTB: Why? We are not here to serve you. If you paid someone and they failed to deliver, you have a right to be pissed. You are basically asking people to fix your car for free, and then pissing on them for using a 25mm bolt in place of a 1-inch bolt. Shut up, take what little we have been kind enough to give, and piss off. There are plenty of well mannered, patient, respectfull requesters around here with hotter girls and better quality pics. We're going to go work on some ferraris now. Enjoy your claped-out old volvo.
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Re: ATTN ALL - I DONT WANT A BAD PIC THAT I CANT JERK OFF TO

Unread postby Gabonzo » Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:41 am

Hahahaha! Fantastic! Though that is the first time I have seen Gabonzo written Vince McMahon (or Gabanzo for that matter).

So, do I call him out on his spelling, lack of punctuation, grammar, lack of constructive criticism or reliance on Ad Hominem to get his (lack of a) point across. (But then we have always known pornlover has lacked a "point", if you know what I mean!) I guess it doesn't matter since he still won't get his fakes done.

And besides, if I just run with this, I get to buff up my reputation here with the following (thanks pornlover!):

I am now a professional wrestling promoter, announcer, commentator, film producer, actor and occasional professional wrestler, and both the Chairman and CEO of the WWE. Bow down before your god!
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Re: ATTN ALL - I DONT WANT A BAD PIC THAT I CANT JERK OFF TO

Unread postby Gabonzo » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:59 am

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See that thumbs up icon? If you like a faker's pic, then click it - that's the best way to get more fakes.

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Want some peace and quiet? Ban the trolls in this list and share! http://fakethebitch.com/troll-list-and-how-to-ban-them-t40988.html
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Re: ATTN ALL - I DONT WANT A BAD PIC THAT I CANT JERK OFF TO

Unread postby Gabonzo » Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:57 am

Oh no, not negative reputation! Whatever will I do?

I know! Becoming a whiny bitch and typing in all caps seems like a good move. It has to work out eventually, right?
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See that thumbs up icon? If you like a faker's pic, then click it - that's the best way to get more fakes.

I won't do all women. Don't be offended if I turn your girl down. I am far more likely to accept a girl if I get nude pics or traded fakes out of the deal.

Want some peace and quiet? Ban the trolls in this list and share! http://fakethebitch.com/troll-list-and-how-to-ban-them-t40988.html
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Re: ATTN ALL - I DONT WANT A BAD PIC THAT I CANT JERK OFF TO

Unread postby Gabonzo » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:23 am

Sorry. I'm not into "sucjk"ing dick. I guess we have different interests, huh?
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See that thumbs up icon? If you like a faker's pic, then click it - that's the best way to get more fakes.

I won't do all women. Don't be offended if I turn your girl down. I am far more likely to accept a girl if I get nude pics or traded fakes out of the deal.

Want some peace and quiet? Ban the trolls in this list and share! http://fakethebitch.com/troll-list-and-how-to-ban-them-t40988.html
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